Monday, May 14, 2007

Enjoy the hold music

Thank you for calling The Afterlife.

If you know your party's extension, please dial it now.

For heaven, press 1.

For hell, dial extension 666.

For purgatory, please stay on the line and someone will be with you as soon as possible.

1 comment:

chip, gooey high priest of the ol' well said...

for nirvana, dial mu.