Friday, April 14, 2006

My balls

I feel the need to produce a sequel to the one about my ass.

So let me tell you about my balls.

My balls are usually light and fluffy, although occasionally they are a bit on the dense and chewy side.

My balls are subtly spicy, redolent of ginger and curry powder.

My balls are not in themselves salty, but they are bathed in equal parts vegetable bouillon and chicken bouillon.

My balls are best when warm, but not so good when microwaved.

My balls look nicest in sets of three.

My balls are kosher for Passover and all year 'round!

For those who observe, a most happy Passover.

For those who don't, no balls for you!

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