Fight the future

1998:
"ZOMG, the X-Files movie comes out tomorrow! We've got to go see it--tomorrow!"

2008:
"ZOMG, the X-Files movie comes out tomorrow! Oy, we'd need a babysitter... but Tovah's not taking a bottle regularly, and what if she doesn't behave herself, and what if we can't concentrate on the movie because we're worried about her, and... Oh well, guess we'll just wait till it comes out on DVD."

Wait... what?

I enjoyed a lovely grape Popsicle this evening, and I was rewarded for my brain-freezing efforts with the following oxymoron-masquerading-as-a-joke:



Uh...

The Spam Files, Episode 4: Wrong spouse

I got this great spam the other day:

from: Christ
subject: Memo to all employees

If you know Mrs. Gerbil, 'nuff said.